heard a good one

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    ray steele Administrator

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    I stopped on the way home today to get the annual safety and emissions inspection. While waiting I overheard a discussion that was going on between a customer and the man who does the inspections. He had failed her vehicle because of a broken light and a bad tire. She continued to question him after he failed it and he politely,several times pointed out the problems, she kept saying that the tire didn't look so bad to her and he kept saying that it would not pass, after several exchanges he finally said......" it looks bad enough to me that I can almost see the air in it".

    i thought it was a great reply, I laughed like hell.

    ray
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    Bill Adams Active Member

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    I've heard it put; "That tire's so bald, the air's showin' through"
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    Western Hill Forge Active Member

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    Good one. My next move would have been to offer to take the air out for her.

    Regards
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    ray steele Administrator

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    My Wife pointed out a "thought for the day" to me,

    Learn from the mistakes of others, you probably won t live long enough to make them all yourself. author unknown

    wonder if she s trying to tell me something!

    Regards

    Ray
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    ray steele Administrator

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    There was a quote in the local newspaper special edition recently, the special was promoting women in the county who have /are making a difference.

    The quote was......Women who aspire to be the equal of men, lack ambition!


    The guy who said it was Timothy Leary of LSD fame

    Regards

    Ray
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    brian robertson Active Member

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    Thanks Ray, just what the women in my house need to see. I guess I'll just drag my knuckles back to my cave...
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    ray steele Administrator

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    Brian,

    that s why I posted it here

    I don t allow such foolishness in my cave, and I'm not allowed in the house at times!

    Ray
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    joe bill There went my twenty!!!

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    Ray
    you are funnier than a rubber crutch! :LOL:
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    Western Hill Forge Active Member

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    A woman who is 6 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 3 months later, she awakens and is fine. She asks the doctor about the baby.
    Doctor: " You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they're both fine. Your brother named them".
    Woman: "Oh no, he's an idiot. What did he name them??"
    Doctor: "He named the girl Denise".
    Woman: "That's not so bad. What did he name the boy?"
    Doctor: "Denephew".

    Regards
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    Tejun Member

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    was it hot air?
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    ray steele Administrator

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    Last Saturday a customer pulled in with her pony to be shod, a bumper sticker stated

    No Farms, No Beer............ she said she would get me a couple of them when I asked


    yesterday while returning beer bottles and cans I saw a bumper sticker


    No Farms, No Farm girls..........................


    these bumper stickers have given me a whole new and additional respect for farmers, all Mrs Steele allows me grow is asparagus and older!

    Ray
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    brian robertson Active Member

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    shouldn't that have been, no farms no farmers' daughters?
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    brian robertson Active Member

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    never mind, stay away from my daughter, I meant to say. lol
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    ray steele Administrator

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    Brian,

    perhaps you should get some bumper stickers printed,
    suggestion,
    check with your daughter 1st!

    ray
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    brian robertson Active Member

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    You know, I survived my boys without too much grief but having a daughter after 40 has been a wild ride for sure.
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    ray steele Administrator

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    Brian
    what s the saying i ve heard round here.......if it doesn t kill ya,it ll make ya stronger, that young lady is probably the prep you need getting ready for grandkids.

    girls, boys, they both go thru adolescence, some times i think it just the luck of the draw.

    ray
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    brian robertson Active Member

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    a perfect kid until 19 then off to MO for 6 months of farrier school then HOLY COW. now at 21 almost off the rails
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    ray steele Administrator

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    Drove by a plant nursery today that had a sign out front that stated

    "So happy to see spring arrive that we wet our plants!"

    ray

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